Hula Hooping looks fun. I made Hula Hooping very difficult. I couldn't keep my hoop up to save my life. Three rotations and PLOP! Every time. I judge that Hula Hooping sucks. That is all.
Oh mi gosh, I never understood why girls would hula hoop for hours when I was young. Huh? Now I hear it is good exercise. I'll stick to my cross trainer.
This is where my pride comes out, but I do a fan-fucking-tastic job with hoola hooping. NO idea where the skill came from since I don't really have hips and I'm NO Ricky Martin (gawd, how I wish). I once stood on the grate of a firepit and did the hoola hoop thingee while hopping around and not melting my shoes. :) Yeah, I was drunk, but I didn't fall down, get hurt, or hurt anyone.
Thanks C & Sid! It was one of the most painful experiences of my life as of late. I haven't even been able to write about it yet. Still processing!!! LOL
And, Sid... lovin' the "Yeah, I was drunk, but I didn't fall down, get hurt, or hurt anyone." I am thinking, "Sid can do that while drunk and I can't even keep the hoop up while standing still on plush grass?!!! Sheesh!"
Personally I think the problem is your hoop. You need an adult size hoop that's larger and heavier. The ones they're using today are sooo much easier than the old ones. The old hoops definitely suck. The new ones rock my world. There's good info on how to get started hooping to at Hooping.org
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Oh mi gosh, I never understood why girls would hula hoop for hours when I was young. Huh? Now I hear it is good exercise. I'll stick to my cross trainer.
I'm thinking you could throw a hip out with that thing, or something.
**grin**
This post has had me chuckling for days. DAYS.
This is where my pride comes out, but I do a fan-fucking-tastic job with hoola hooping. NO idea where the skill came from since I don't really have hips and I'm NO Ricky Martin (gawd, how I wish). I once stood on the grate of a firepit and did the hoola hoop thingee while hopping around and not melting my shoes. :) Yeah, I was drunk, but I didn't fall down, get hurt, or hurt anyone.
Thanks C & Sid! It was one of the most painful experiences of my life as of late. I haven't even been able to write about it yet. Still processing!!! LOL
And, Sid... lovin' the "Yeah, I was drunk, but I didn't fall down, get hurt, or hurt anyone." I am thinking, "Sid can do that while drunk and I can't even keep the hoop up while standing still on plush grass?!!! Sheesh!"
OH stop.
It was a magical drunk.
I have the inherent grace of giraffe on stilts attempting a waltz through a river of mud.
:)
OH MY GOOD HELL!!! Sid, you completely crack me up! THAT was an excellent graphic image you provided.
Personally I think the problem is your hoop. You need an adult size hoop that's larger and heavier. The ones they're using today are sooo much easier than the old ones. The old hoops definitely suck. The new ones rock my world. There's good info on how to get started hooping to at Hooping.org
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